1. Ppl who ryte lyk dis, n think dat dey are xtremely c00L. Not only do I pity you guys, but you don't leave me an option. I Judge you!
2. Butt-cracks. If you are not wearing a t-shirt two sizes too small for you, then you can very well pull it down when you sit. There is no excuse for this one, and if I know YOU, and see your butt-crack- I WILL disown you.
3. Pseudo-Drunks. One advice for you gals-- be subtle! I know you had only one vodka shot, and there is no effing way that you can be drunk after One Vodka shot and by just sniffing other peoples' drinks. So just get over it, you are not fooling anyone. Not me, and not the guy you just gave a lap-dance to!