Thursday, April 12, 2012

In Utopia...

Radio stations will play back to back music all day without any idiotic commercials and RJ chit chats.

Cigarettes will help reduce cancer threat

Fried food will be recommended to jaundice patients for speedy recovery.

Living together will become an accepted form of commitment by Indian society.

Men in Gurgaon will be gang-raped by spoilt rich women carrying huge dildos (just for fun)!

Medical insurances will give 100% coverages. For Real. And not suck the life out of patients with hidden terms & conditions.

Middle Class working professionals will retire at the age of 35, and spend the rest of their lives enjoying their well earned money.

Also. There will be no mosquitos. And, pigeons will stop shitting on your heads.