Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma

Singing this All day! :P

The Bermuda Triangle of Relationships!

You know what I am talking about right? When everything new is gone, and all you are left with is habit. And that habit, my friend, is vicious.

This is the Bermuda triangle of all relationships that are based on love, and only love. Love-less relationships are easier to get out of, no worries- and no thoughts on the back-burner. It's the love that causes this insane amount of problem.

When you are in the Bermuda triangle, you will realize that your day to day life will constantly become a haze of blurred mood-swings, with uncontrollable bursts of sudden revelations - that will come with a promise to put back the steering wheel into your hands. But very soon, you will realize that its all a hoax. Not only are you back inside the triangle, you are in too deep. This is the place where all your ideals and values and principles, will disappear. They will disappear and you will have no reason left for your actions.

At this phase you will have no control on your emotions, your actions, and will be the most difficult person to handle. You might even feel like slapping yourself for being the most weakest creature that God has created. But, no matter how hard you fight to get out of this, you won't be able to. You can either be in love and not be happy at the same time, or be happy and never find love.

None of the choices seem to be much alluring, but that's what this is all about. This is what it all comes down to....

One more list!

So, my love for lists continues. Today I am not writing about the more important things in life, but about the most trivial issues that make me what I am. If you are one of those people who never want to be around me, and most definitely never ever want to be 'my friend' -- then this is a list that you should hug and take to bed. So, here goes the top three things that - turn me off/irritate me/piss me off/ make me wanna throw up... etc. You get the drift! ;)

1. Ppl who ryte lyk dis, n think dat dey are xtremely c00L. Not only do I pity you guys, but you don't leave me an option. I Judge you!

2. Butt-cracks. If you are not wearing a t-shirt two sizes too small for you, then you can very well pull it down when you sit. There is no excuse for this one, and if I know YOU, and see your butt-crack- I WILL disown you.

3. Pseudo-Drunks. One advice for you gals-- be subtle! I know you had only one vodka shot, and there is no effing way that you can be drunk after One Vodka shot and by just sniffing other peoples' drinks. So just get over it, you are not fooling anyone. Not me, and not the guy you just gave a lap-dance to!

Monologue II

I wanna know, how late is too late? Can you please tell me, when was the right time to freak out? Now that I know that I am freaking out, why can’t I say it out loud? I know you will judge me and say what were you doing for all these years? Hibernating on your worst fears? But it’s true! That’s exactly what I had been doing for so long. Wishing away problems and pretending they never existed. Well you can call me a coward and an escapist, but I deserve all of that.

I am not trying to defend myself, and I am definitely not giving up, but if I didn’t say it out loud now – then I would have never said it. I don’t know if this is the right time to bring all this up, and I don’t know if it will ever be the right time. Now is the time I wish for a time machine, or a letter to my past self. That would come in handy.

Maybe Sorry isn’t enough at this point. Maybe we need a bigger word to emphasize the remorse, but I’ll come around. I promised myself that I would, I promised myself that I would figure this out… on my own this time!

Monologue I

What do you call that sinking feeling again? why do I feel like I am back to square one? Sometimes I feel that I read too much in between the lines, and at the same time I feel that if I don't I'd just be compromising on the kind of person I am. The reason may be as simple or as complex as I want it to be. I'm still trying to figure if I want to keep it simple, or do I want to drag it all over the place till it's at its messiest best..... this post remains, incomplete till then....